sexta-feira, 30 de setembro de 2011

Coisas que gostaríamos de falar ...


Um belo dia, na verdade era uma madrugada de congelar os ossos, voltando de Sampa, fui comprar um pão de queijo e um chocolate estupidamente quente na rodoviária...

Estava lá, tranquila, esperando minha vez quando a caixa vira para a moça que estava na minha frente e pergunta:

"Não tenho os R$0,10 de troco ... pode ser em bala?"

A menina ficou parada sem acreditar no que ouvia e, depois da caixa repetir mega sem graça a pergunta, foi obrigada a aceitar!

Eu não sei vocês ... mas eu me segurei para não cantar atrás dela ...


Bala de troco ... que coisa tristeeeeeeeee

segunda-feira, 26 de setembro de 2011

Nothing else matters ...


Já havia comentado por aqui que eu iria ao Rock in Rio.

E ontem ...

EU FUI!

Os shows que eu queria assistir de verdade eram Sepultura e Metallica ... e ambos foram exatamente o que eu esperava ...

FODA!!!

De presente para quem não foi eu deixo uma convidada especial que levou o Palco Sunset ao delírio ...


E por último, e mais importante, um vídeo que só foi fácil de escolher por ser da 1ª música que ouvi da banda (e que me ganhou de cara!) ...


Rock in Rio 2011, EU FUI!
EU VOU, dia 2 de outubro estarei lá!


sábado, 3 de setembro de 2011

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